Saturday, August 15, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

Kill the little #$%@!!!

So, I’m putting on my pants this morning and I feel something fall down my leg. I thought it was a penny or something. Then it started moving on its own. I patted down my leg and then it stung me. I took off my pants and found a scorpion in my pants. Don’t worry I killed the little bastard (sorry to my sensitive readers).

One of my close friends had a scorpion in her house (Erin) and she sprayed it with bug spray. According to Google scorpions are immune to most bug sprays. In fact, they actually enjoy the stuff homeowners typically spray on them.

Scorpions, like roaches, get high off household bug sprays and they often will try to get sprayed. This is a common practice with teenage scorpions. They show themselves to a homeowner where the homeowner freaks out and gives them strong dose of bug spray. The scorpion will run around in a strange euphoria. The intoxicated scorpion's high is often quickly brought to an end by the heel of a Timberland boot. Unfortunately, for the hapless scorpion teenager they are not immune to the repeated pounding inflicted from a size 11 shoe.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Tagged: One Word Answers


Not as easy as you might think! Now forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers and do not reuse the same word. Be sure to send back to the person you received it from!

Where is your cell phone? office
Your significant other? Mela
Your hair? combed
Your pet peeve? slowness
Your favorite team? Diamondback
Your favorite thing? family
Your dream last night? house
Your favorite drink? Diet-coke
Your dream/goal? fulfillment
What room are you in? office
Your hobby? photography
Your fear? cancer
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Pima
Where were you last night? home
Something that you aren't? patient
Muffins? Blueberry
Wish list item? AR-15
Last thing you did? farted
What are you wearing? clothes
TV? no
Your pets? children
Friends? wife
Your mood? anxious
Missing someone? no
Your Car? Truck
Something hard about your work? clients
Kids? 2.5
Worst job you ever had? Stock-boy
Your favorite store? Cabela’s
Your favorite color? blue
When is the last time you cried? 2002
Who will resend this? nope
Where do you go to over and over? QT
Five people who email me regularly? Mela
My favorite place to eat? Rubio’s
Favorite place I'd like to be at right now? Beach